"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,
- Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
- Like 3 people: *raises hand*
- Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
- Me: *raises hand*
- Professor: *points me out* why?
- Me: It's illegal.
- Professor: touche.
please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting
- when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
- when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered